Saturday, April 12, 2008

beware of Parrot from the Ho house !!

A woman went to a pet shop & immediately  spotted a large, beautiful parrot..
There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00.

'Why so little,' she asked the pet store owner.

The owner looked at her and said, 'Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to
 live in a house of Prostitution and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff.'

The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird any way.

She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something.

The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said,

'New house, new madam.'

The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought 'that's really not so bad.'

When her 2 teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw and said,
'New house, new madam, new girls.'

The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation
considering how and where the parrot had been raised.

Moments later, the woman's husband Keith came home from work.

The bird looked at him and said,
'Hi, Keith!'


Rob said...

Laughed out loud!

My sister has an African Grey - this story could be true - her bird mimics the whole family including the dogs.

"Where's Geoff"" is a common one - Geoff is Diana's partner

Her vet told her of a new owner with a second hand parrot - they can live m,ore than 70 years - the owner brought the parrot in because it had a terrible cough. Coughed all the time.

Masses of treatment - no improvement. Finally in desperation the owner went back to the store and found out why.

The parrot had belonged to a man with lung cancer who coughed all the time.

Nothing wrong with the birs

Peter said...

thats one is funny... mimicing da owner who had a Cough :)-