Oh,, this is a classic .. a mix of fun and medical facts put together. I culled it from my hotlist of del.io.us !
"Welcome to the world-wide family of penis owners. We trust that you will enjoy many years of trouble-free service from yours. To help ensure that you will, we encourage you to familiarise yourself with the following equipment descriptions, operating instructions and maintenance requirements."
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"This message is printed on Recycled Electrons."